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writetomyheart2019-08-24 10:21 am
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[team one] creepy crawlys
I'm not saying I vaguely based this on real life events... but I'm not NOT saying that either
“Both kinds of spiders are bad. Poisonous or not, I don’t care what you say.”
Hikaru wants to roll his eyes, he truly does, but Takaki has him in a vice-like grip which makes any sort of movement rather difficult. Instead he chooses to direct his deadpan glare to the spider in question since he can’t currently see his boyfriend while he’s plastered to his back like he was superglued there.
The spider remains frozen in place on the kitchen floor as if he’d just picked that spot for some casual sunbathing.
“You know I can’t get rid of the spider if you don’t let me go,” Hikaru points out. The broom is really all he needs to take care of this situation. He considers trying to shuffle over to the cleaning supplies with Takaki still attached, but the other has an arm wrapped around Hikaru’s neck. He’d rather avoid strangulation today if possible.
Hesitantly Takaki loosens his grip, but he still acts like a frightened deer caught in headlights, ready to bolt at any sort of movement.
“Giant spiders are scary,” Takaki mutters, even as he remains still as a statue without his boyfriend shield.
“It’s not that big,” Hikaru says, finally grabbing the broom. If he had to guess, the spider might cover a majority of the palm of his hand if it stretched its legs out. The torso is thick too but he’s seen bigger spiders over the years, so he wouldn’t call it giant.
Takaki whines. “Hurry up! What if it starts moving? What if it disappears and then we’ll have a giant spider in the kitchen forever? I’ll never be able to eat again.”
Sometimes Hikaru wonders why he fell in love with this overdramatic drama queen. Life was a lot quieter before he moved in.
But maybe he just finds Takaki’s pure emotions endearing.
“Alright, I’m gonna kill it,” Hikaru sighs, positioning the broom so he can squash the spider and things can go back to normal.
He thinks one quick thump should do the trick, but when he hits it, a wave of tinier spiders spreads out across the floor. Behind him, he can hear Takaki shrieking and climbing onto the kitchen table.
“IT HAD BABIES,” Takaki bellows, even more traumatized than before.
“Really? I hadn’t noticed,” Hikaru shouts back sarcastically while he works to squash the escaping parade of baby spiders. Thankfully they don’t move very fast and he manages to get all of them (he hopes) with a few more good whacks of the broom.
He takes a step back to survey the carnage.
“We should move to a spider-free apartment,” Takaki says, a bit more calmly now but still from his position on top of the table. Hikaru really does roll his eyes this time.
“I think we’ll be okay staying here,” he reassures Takaki while he sweeps up the spider remains.
Takaki laughs now that he’s not so scared anymore, and his laughter echoes all around the kitchen, a warm pleasant sound. It doesn’t take long before Hikaru starts laughing too at the ridiculousness of the whole situation.
When he puts the broom away, he sees Takaki still sitting casually on top of the kitchen table (he’ll have to remember to clean that before dinner). Takaki has a cheesy grin on his face, but it looks sweet in Hikaru’s eyes.
“Hey Hika,” he begins. “You know you’re my hero.”
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miyeokguk :D
“Both kinds of spiders are bad. Poisonous or not, I don’t care what you say.”
Hikaru wants to roll his eyes, he truly does, but Takaki has him in a vice-like grip which makes any sort of movement rather difficult. Instead he chooses to direct his deadpan glare to the spider in question since he can’t currently see his boyfriend while he’s plastered to his back like he was superglued there.
The spider remains frozen in place on the kitchen floor as if he’d just picked that spot for some casual sunbathing.
“You know I can’t get rid of the spider if you don’t let me go,” Hikaru points out. The broom is really all he needs to take care of this situation. He considers trying to shuffle over to the cleaning supplies with Takaki still attached, but the other has an arm wrapped around Hikaru’s neck. He’d rather avoid strangulation today if possible.
Hesitantly Takaki loosens his grip, but he still acts like a frightened deer caught in headlights, ready to bolt at any sort of movement.
“Giant spiders are scary,” Takaki mutters, even as he remains still as a statue without his boyfriend shield.
“It’s not that big,” Hikaru says, finally grabbing the broom. If he had to guess, the spider might cover a majority of the palm of his hand if it stretched its legs out. The torso is thick too but he’s seen bigger spiders over the years, so he wouldn’t call it giant.
Takaki whines. “Hurry up! What if it starts moving? What if it disappears and then we’ll have a giant spider in the kitchen forever? I’ll never be able to eat again.”
Sometimes Hikaru wonders why he fell in love with this overdramatic drama queen. Life was a lot quieter before he moved in.
But maybe he just finds Takaki’s pure emotions endearing.
“Alright, I’m gonna kill it,” Hikaru sighs, positioning the broom so he can squash the spider and things can go back to normal.
He thinks one quick thump should do the trick, but when he hits it, a wave of tinier spiders spreads out across the floor. Behind him, he can hear Takaki shrieking and climbing onto the kitchen table.
“IT HAD BABIES,” Takaki bellows, even more traumatized than before.
“Really? I hadn’t noticed,” Hikaru shouts back sarcastically while he works to squash the escaping parade of baby spiders. Thankfully they don’t move very fast and he manages to get all of them (he hopes) with a few more good whacks of the broom.
He takes a step back to survey the carnage.
“We should move to a spider-free apartment,” Takaki says, a bit more calmly now but still from his position on top of the table. Hikaru really does roll his eyes this time.
“I think we’ll be okay staying here,” he reassures Takaki while he sweeps up the spider remains.
Takaki laughs now that he’s not so scared anymore, and his laughter echoes all around the kitchen, a warm pleasant sound. It doesn’t take long before Hikaru starts laughing too at the ridiculousness of the whole situation.
When he puts the broom away, he sees Takaki still sitting casually on top of the kitchen table (he’ll have to remember to clean that before dinner). Takaki has a cheesy grin on his face, but it looks sweet in Hikaru’s eyes.
“Hey Hika,” he begins. “You know you’re my hero.”
It's your turn
miyeokguk :D