[Team Three] A Small Discussion on The Morality of Murder

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Hi! This is late and super short, but I wanted to post something this round. I used this as an opportunity to channel all the homicidal urges I'm having right now because of a delightful group project for Uni. It's weird, I warned you.

(Naruto — Haruno Sakura & Inner — less than 200 words)

Murder is a crime.

Murder is a crime.

A crime.

Take a deep breath, self. Deeper. That’s it, you’re doing great. See? You don’t even want to kill them anymo—

Okay, scratch that. You very much would like to murder them. But you know you can’t. No, no, you can’t, no matter how deeply satisfying it would feel for a moment. It’s. A. Crime. What part of that don’t you understand?

But they’re so stupid!

That’s not a reason for killing them. You need them.

I know, and that’s the part that bothers me the most.

Therapy. Oh, you need so much therapy.

Therapy, she says, you need therapy. YOU ARE ME! YOU NEED THERAPY!

I CAN’T GET THERAPY WHEN I’M NOT EVEN THE MAIN PERSONALITY!

YOU SUCK!

NO, YOU SUCK!

…

Eh, can we agree that those idiots suck worse?

Sure, sure. If Naruto comes to yell at my face one more time I’m gonna—

“Sakuraaaa-chaaaan!”

Forget it. Actually, go ahead and murder him. You have my blessings.

It's your turn, shinysylver! :)