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writetomyheart2012-06-03 03:42 am
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Little Nakamaru | kat-tun gen
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After his proclamation that he would never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever show his …delicate parts to his bandmates (Ueda happened to be an accidental exception), Nakamaru knew that it was the biggest mistake of his life.
Kame kept whining, because how dare Nakamaru refuse everyone else and gave only Ueda the free pass to his “precocious Little Nakamaru”, and Nakamaru was pretty sure that Kame’s whining got more exaggerated as time went by, because Kame was a troll like that.
Junno couldn’t stop making puns. They were so bad, Nakamaru didn’t even bother listening.
Worse than Junno trying to pun Little Nakamaru was Koki trying to rap Little Nakamaru.
And worse than Junno and Koki trying to make that horrible Little Nakamaru song was the sound Ueda made as he laughed maniacally and fell off his chair.
All of those happened in less than an hour and to Nakamaru’s relief, they booked the entire shop and he could at least sleep at night knowing that #LittleNakamaru wouldn’t trend on Twitter.
Unless the restaurant owner spilled it to the Internet, but her daughter was a fan of Hey Say Jump.
Koki wiped his eyes with his sleeves and asked the Aya-chan the waitress if there was any spare pillow in the shop.
“I’m so tired,” he yawned.
As expected, Junno followed suit. “Koki, share your sleeping bag with—,” Koki cut him off before he could finish his sentence.
Ueda shadow-boxed for a few minutes, apparently in preparation for his upcoming drama role (“But you already box all the time!” Kame said) and fell next to Junno after that.
There was only Kame and Nakamaru left, and Kame was fortunately a million times more bearable alone. But even Kame’s complaint about his weight couldn’t help him from getting infected by the sleep-virus and before long, he yawned and lied next to Ueda.
When Nakamaru woke up, about an hour later, he saw that Kame was still bending over from the seat where he left him before he slept.
“Aren’t you tired?” he asked.
“Yes, terribly, but this is a shop, so I’m not about to sleep in a shop.”
“Your determination is amazing.”
“Besides, all I need is that Little Nakamaru song—“
“There is no such song!” Nakamaru snapped. Alone or not, Kame was a troll through and through, he thought bitterly.
Kame laughed and Ueda woke up immediately, because apparently the mention of Little Nakamaru acted as an alarm clock.
“Were you guys talking dirty while we were sleeping?”
Nakamaru wanted to shut him up but Koki and Junno stirred awake and he realised that he might as well join them if he couldn’t beat them.
“Yeah, Kame was talking about poking your asses awake.”
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- based on various fanon jokes and this tweet
feel free to point out mistakes dfghgf
After his proclamation that he would never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever show his …delicate parts to his bandmates (Ueda happened to be an accidental exception), Nakamaru knew that it was the biggest mistake of his life.
Kame kept whining, because how dare Nakamaru refuse everyone else and gave only Ueda the free pass to his “precocious Little Nakamaru”, and Nakamaru was pretty sure that Kame’s whining got more exaggerated as time went by, because Kame was a troll like that.
Junno couldn’t stop making puns. They were so bad, Nakamaru didn’t even bother listening.
Worse than Junno trying to pun Little Nakamaru was Koki trying to rap Little Nakamaru.
And worse than Junno and Koki trying to make that horrible Little Nakamaru song was the sound Ueda made as he laughed maniacally and fell off his chair.
All of those happened in less than an hour and to Nakamaru’s relief, they booked the entire shop and he could at least sleep at night knowing that #LittleNakamaru wouldn’t trend on Twitter.
Unless the restaurant owner spilled it to the Internet, but her daughter was a fan of Hey Say Jump.
Koki wiped his eyes with his sleeves and asked the Aya-chan the waitress if there was any spare pillow in the shop.
“I’m so tired,” he yawned.
As expected, Junno followed suit. “Koki, share your sleeping bag with—,” Koki cut him off before he could finish his sentence.
Ueda shadow-boxed for a few minutes, apparently in preparation for his upcoming drama role (“But you already box all the time!” Kame said) and fell next to Junno after that.
There was only Kame and Nakamaru left, and Kame was fortunately a million times more bearable alone. But even Kame’s complaint about his weight couldn’t help him from getting infected by the sleep-virus and before long, he yawned and lied next to Ueda.
When Nakamaru woke up, about an hour later, he saw that Kame was still bending over from the seat where he left him before he slept.
“Aren’t you tired?” he asked.
“Yes, terribly, but this is a shop, so I’m not about to sleep in a shop.”
“Your determination is amazing.”
“Besides, all I need is that Little Nakamaru song—“
“There is no such song!” Nakamaru snapped. Alone or not, Kame was a troll through and through, he thought bitterly.
Kame laughed and Ueda woke up immediately, because apparently the mention of Little Nakamaru acted as an alarm clock.
“Were you guys talking dirty while we were sleeping?”
Nakamaru wanted to shut him up but Koki and Junno stirred awake and he realised that he might as well join them if he couldn’t beat them.
“Yeah, Kame was talking about poking your asses awake.”
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- based on various fanon jokes and this tweet
feel free to point out mistakes dfghgf
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I nearly choked on my dinner why am I eating while reading this is a BAD IDEA omg Joo
oh god #LittleNakamaru why sobbing this is worryingly like what genuinely would really actually happen for real oh god
“There is no such song!” Nakamaru snapped. Alone or not, Kame was a troll through and through, he thought bitterly.
Kame laughed and Ueda woke up immediately, because apparently the mention of Little Nakamaru acted as an alarm clock.
tears in my eyes
I love this, I love everything. These boys T^T idiots T^T ♥♥♥♥♥
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