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writetomyheart2014-07-25 02:01 am
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[Team 3] In the name of friendship
Sorry! Just got back from a work trip, but I managed to finish FQF. But this is super short. Sorry! I just didn't want to pass again. Random old school Arashi Matsumiya home shopping network feels abound. Sorry for the random, and the WTF ness.
“Rid the earth of them! Kill them with fire!” Ninomiya could hear someone shouting in the background, but he paid them no mind, instead speaking in a slow, calm tone to the man on the phone.
“Unfortunately we cannot give you a refund. As stated at the time of purchase, the Arashi Friendship Fire Mini Torch Light is not personal entertainment use only. It does not contain real fire, just a simulated one, and while it shifts through the colors of the rainbow, it is supposed to be used for your—“
Ninomiya stopped as the man on the other end of the phone sighed.
“So there is no way to just take it apart and use it to destroy them? It would make her happy. And I thought that it could do anything.”
“I am sure that it is possible, but that voids the lifetime warrantee.” Ninomiya commented into the phone, doodling a fire flower Mario on the note pad in front of him. "In which case, when you run into a problem with the actual product..." He trailed off as the other man hmmed in understanding.
“But she really hates spiders.” The customers voice was sad and Ninomoya hmmed in what he hoped was a sympathetic way. “I just cannot understand it, ever since we got the Friendship fire, it seems that the problem has gotten worse. But it is just so pretty to look at, I was just hoping, that maybe, if we could make it a little but stronger, the spiders would … stop?” He sighed.
“I really am sorry for your problem. We had the same issue a few months ago, right after we moved into the building. In fact, there is an excellent exterminator next door. I can give you his contact information if you like? He did an excellent job for our building and its pest problem.”
“Perhaps that is for the best.”
Ninomiya rattled off the information with ease, glancing with a smirk at the shop across the way.
“Thank you again for your purchase from Arashi Collectibles, Knickknacks and Eccentric Home Décor items. I do hope that the Friendship Fire Mini Torch Light will continue to make you happy in any way. If you do end up calling Aiba-san at Masaki.com extermination, please let him know that I recommended you. It will give you a discount for any future purchased from out store.”
Ninomiya hung op the phone with a grin, glancing at the taller man who stood beside him.
“Well, Jun-pon, another day another client for our second business.”
Jun just grinned. “Friendship fire was the best idea that Leader ever had.”
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arashijun, you are up.
“Rid the earth of them! Kill them with fire!” Ninomiya could hear someone shouting in the background, but he paid them no mind, instead speaking in a slow, calm tone to the man on the phone.
“Unfortunately we cannot give you a refund. As stated at the time of purchase, the Arashi Friendship Fire Mini Torch Light is not personal entertainment use only. It does not contain real fire, just a simulated one, and while it shifts through the colors of the rainbow, it is supposed to be used for your—“
Ninomiya stopped as the man on the other end of the phone sighed.
“So there is no way to just take it apart and use it to destroy them? It would make her happy. And I thought that it could do anything.”
“I am sure that it is possible, but that voids the lifetime warrantee.” Ninomiya commented into the phone, doodling a fire flower Mario on the note pad in front of him. "In which case, when you run into a problem with the actual product..." He trailed off as the other man hmmed in understanding.
“But she really hates spiders.” The customers voice was sad and Ninomoya hmmed in what he hoped was a sympathetic way. “I just cannot understand it, ever since we got the Friendship fire, it seems that the problem has gotten worse. But it is just so pretty to look at, I was just hoping, that maybe, if we could make it a little but stronger, the spiders would … stop?” He sighed.
“I really am sorry for your problem. We had the same issue a few months ago, right after we moved into the building. In fact, there is an excellent exterminator next door. I can give you his contact information if you like? He did an excellent job for our building and its pest problem.”
“Perhaps that is for the best.”
Ninomiya rattled off the information with ease, glancing with a smirk at the shop across the way.
“Thank you again for your purchase from Arashi Collectibles, Knickknacks and Eccentric Home Décor items. I do hope that the Friendship Fire Mini Torch Light will continue to make you happy in any way. If you do end up calling Aiba-san at Masaki.com extermination, please let him know that I recommended you. It will give you a discount for any future purchased from out store.”
Ninomiya hung op the phone with a grin, glancing at the taller man who stood beside him.
“Well, Jun-pon, another day another client for our second business.”
Jun just grinned. “Friendship fire was the best idea that Leader ever had.”
arashijun, you are up.
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