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writetomyheart2014-10-10 12:56 am
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[Team 2] Shinchilla fic
Rory made me write about Shinchiila, so here you go. I'm reasonably certain they don't have Cheerios in Japan, but if so then I have no idea what you'd feed your chinchilla. Either way I'm exhausted so this is what you're getting.
Nothing can hurt him so long as he has his groupmates there to protect him, Shintarou keeps repeating to himself the entire way through the haunted house. He isn't even sure how they ended up planning this little group date; one minute they were bullshitting about their magazine shoot Halloween costumes, the next minute somebody said Taiga should be a princess, accusations about chickens were made, and then Jesse was googling the scariest haunted house attraction in Tokyo on his phone.
He'd done a good fucking job, too, since this place made Shintarou's high school festival haunted house look like a ball pit full of clowns.
"Fuck, I hope there aren't actually clowns," Shintarou muttered, making Juri eye him beadily. Juri rolled his eyes when Shintarou went back to repeating his mantra.
"Would you shut the fuck up with that?" Juri demanded, voice still shaky from the adrenaline of being chased down the last hallway. "You're the strongest one out of all of us, you should be protecting us! And quit trying to hide behind me!"
Up ahead, Jesse yelled something in English at a high enough pitch that Shintarou's arm hairs all stood up.
Somehow or other they made it out to the other side, all of them standing in a panicky knot while they tried to catch their breath, Taiga muttering a string of continuous obscenities under his breath and Hokuto insisting that he was definitely not crying. Someone bumped into Shintarou's back suddenly, and Shintarou, already thoroughly over-adrenalized, whirled and threw a punch before he knew what he was doing.
"Oh my god," he said when he realized he had in fact just knocked down the Fortune-Teller from the next attraction over. "I am so sorry…"
She wasn't listening to his apologies, pointing at Shintarou with a hand covered in gold rings and snapping something at him in a foreign language that did not sound complimentary. The next thing Shintarou knew, he was a lot closer to the ground, everything seemed very loud, and for some reason the chill night air wasn't bothering him at all anymore.
*****
"I don't know what's not to get," Juri said evenly. "Shintarou got cursed by a gypsy at the amusement park and turned into a chinchilla."
Yasui eyed Juri, then the bushy gray tail sticking out from under the couch. "Tanaka, I swear to god if you are fucking with me…" Yasui interrupted himself with a sneeze. "Seriously, that fucker is just late to practice and you're covering for him, right? Tell Yasui-kun the truth."
"Hey, man, if you want a Morimoto in this week's episode of Gamushara, I think you might be out of luck," Juri told him with a shrug. Yasui rolled his eyes and told him to go fuck himself, in between sneezes, before escaping from the room.
Once Yasui and his sneezing fit were gone, Shinchilla puttered out from under the couch just far enough to eye the others suspiciously.
"Is he really not going to change back?" Jesse fretted. "What are we going to do if he's stuck like that?"
"Have a pet segment?" Juri suggested. "Put him in a box and make Iwamoto touch him?" Shinchilla paused in his gnawing of the foot of the couch to give a whuff of disdain for that idea. "You have a big dust ball stuck to your whiskers, idiot."
Shinchilla stood up on his hind legs and began grooming his long whiskers immediately, until he was satisfied there was no dust anywhere stuck to him.
"If only he cared that much about hygiene as a person," Jesse said. "And why aren't you freaking out? Your best friend is a rodent! If Junta gets ahold of him, he'll make him into a hat!" Jesse reached down to pet Shinchilla, and he darted back under the couch. "We can't even pick him up! He's scared of everything!"
"Maybe he's scared because you won't stop yelling, idiot," Juri pointed out. Just then, the door opened and Reia stuck his head into the room.
"I hear you guys have a chinchilla in here?" he asked.
"It's Shintarou," Juri said, making Reia tilt his head. "He won't let you pet him or anything, he's hiding under the couch."
"Who cares? Yasui-kun's allergic so he can't get us if we're in here." Reia turned to talk over his shoulder. "It's true! Hurry up and get in here."
Reia, Takahashi Kaito, Inoue, and Tajima all shuffled into the room and shut the door, making Jesse pause in his poking his foot under the couch at Shinchilla.
"What's wrong with Yasui-kun?" he asked. The other juniors all just gave him pointed looks.
Nobody had any luck getting Shinchilla out from under the couch until Hokuto came in. When he sat on the floor next to the low table, Shinchilla stuck his head out from couch at the sound of Hokuto's voice. When nobody made a grab for him, the others having given up some time ago, Shinchilla darted out and over to Hokuto, hopping up onto his thigh, and then up onto his shoulder.
"What the hell?" Jesse demanded. "Why's he like you so much?"
"Maybe he took one look at Hokuto's hair and decided he was a chinchilla too," Juri commented.
"It's because of these," Hokuto spoke up, reaching into his pocket and pulling a baggie of Cheerios. "I looked up what chinchillas like to eat on the internet." He held the baggie up to his shoulder, and Shinchilla wasted no time grabbing one O in his mouth while reaching in to grab another with his paw.
"I guess that's pretty much the same as regular Shintarou with donuts," Jesse commented. He reached over to pat Shinchilla, but Shinchilla made a loud, irritated noise. "Hey! Did you just quack at me, you jerk?"
"Shhh, don't yell at him," Hokuto scolded. He reached up to rub his finger along the edge of Shinchilla's jaw. Shinchilla tolerated the petting without comment, busy shoving another Cheerio in his mouth.
"Quit letting him double-fist those, he'll weigh like 200kg when he finally turns back," Juri scolded.
"He already looks like he's wearing a pair of poofy pants," Jesse said, and this time nobody blamed Shinchilla for quacking at him.
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Nothing can hurt him so long as he has his groupmates there to protect him, Shintarou keeps repeating to himself the entire way through the haunted house. He isn't even sure how they ended up planning this little group date; one minute they were bullshitting about their magazine shoot Halloween costumes, the next minute somebody said Taiga should be a princess, accusations about chickens were made, and then Jesse was googling the scariest haunted house attraction in Tokyo on his phone.
He'd done a good fucking job, too, since this place made Shintarou's high school festival haunted house look like a ball pit full of clowns.
"Fuck, I hope there aren't actually clowns," Shintarou muttered, making Juri eye him beadily. Juri rolled his eyes when Shintarou went back to repeating his mantra.
"Would you shut the fuck up with that?" Juri demanded, voice still shaky from the adrenaline of being chased down the last hallway. "You're the strongest one out of all of us, you should be protecting us! And quit trying to hide behind me!"
Up ahead, Jesse yelled something in English at a high enough pitch that Shintarou's arm hairs all stood up.
Somehow or other they made it out to the other side, all of them standing in a panicky knot while they tried to catch their breath, Taiga muttering a string of continuous obscenities under his breath and Hokuto insisting that he was definitely not crying. Someone bumped into Shintarou's back suddenly, and Shintarou, already thoroughly over-adrenalized, whirled and threw a punch before he knew what he was doing.
"Oh my god," he said when he realized he had in fact just knocked down the Fortune-Teller from the next attraction over. "I am so sorry…"
She wasn't listening to his apologies, pointing at Shintarou with a hand covered in gold rings and snapping something at him in a foreign language that did not sound complimentary. The next thing Shintarou knew, he was a lot closer to the ground, everything seemed very loud, and for some reason the chill night air wasn't bothering him at all anymore.
*****
"I don't know what's not to get," Juri said evenly. "Shintarou got cursed by a gypsy at the amusement park and turned into a chinchilla."
Yasui eyed Juri, then the bushy gray tail sticking out from under the couch. "Tanaka, I swear to god if you are fucking with me…" Yasui interrupted himself with a sneeze. "Seriously, that fucker is just late to practice and you're covering for him, right? Tell Yasui-kun the truth."
"Hey, man, if you want a Morimoto in this week's episode of Gamushara, I think you might be out of luck," Juri told him with a shrug. Yasui rolled his eyes and told him to go fuck himself, in between sneezes, before escaping from the room.
Once Yasui and his sneezing fit were gone, Shinchilla puttered out from under the couch just far enough to eye the others suspiciously.
"Is he really not going to change back?" Jesse fretted. "What are we going to do if he's stuck like that?"
"Have a pet segment?" Juri suggested. "Put him in a box and make Iwamoto touch him?" Shinchilla paused in his gnawing of the foot of the couch to give a whuff of disdain for that idea. "You have a big dust ball stuck to your whiskers, idiot."
Shinchilla stood up on his hind legs and began grooming his long whiskers immediately, until he was satisfied there was no dust anywhere stuck to him.
"If only he cared that much about hygiene as a person," Jesse said. "And why aren't you freaking out? Your best friend is a rodent! If Junta gets ahold of him, he'll make him into a hat!" Jesse reached down to pet Shinchilla, and he darted back under the couch. "We can't even pick him up! He's scared of everything!"
"Maybe he's scared because you won't stop yelling, idiot," Juri pointed out. Just then, the door opened and Reia stuck his head into the room.
"I hear you guys have a chinchilla in here?" he asked.
"It's Shintarou," Juri said, making Reia tilt his head. "He won't let you pet him or anything, he's hiding under the couch."
"Who cares? Yasui-kun's allergic so he can't get us if we're in here." Reia turned to talk over his shoulder. "It's true! Hurry up and get in here."
Reia, Takahashi Kaito, Inoue, and Tajima all shuffled into the room and shut the door, making Jesse pause in his poking his foot under the couch at Shinchilla.
"What's wrong with Yasui-kun?" he asked. The other juniors all just gave him pointed looks.
Nobody had any luck getting Shinchilla out from under the couch until Hokuto came in. When he sat on the floor next to the low table, Shinchilla stuck his head out from couch at the sound of Hokuto's voice. When nobody made a grab for him, the others having given up some time ago, Shinchilla darted out and over to Hokuto, hopping up onto his thigh, and then up onto his shoulder.
"What the hell?" Jesse demanded. "Why's he like you so much?"
"Maybe he took one look at Hokuto's hair and decided he was a chinchilla too," Juri commented.
"It's because of these," Hokuto spoke up, reaching into his pocket and pulling a baggie of Cheerios. "I looked up what chinchillas like to eat on the internet." He held the baggie up to his shoulder, and Shinchilla wasted no time grabbing one O in his mouth while reaching in to grab another with his paw.
"I guess that's pretty much the same as regular Shintarou with donuts," Jesse commented. He reached over to pat Shinchilla, but Shinchilla made a loud, irritated noise. "Hey! Did you just quack at me, you jerk?"
"Shhh, don't yell at him," Hokuto scolded. He reached up to rub his finger along the edge of Shinchilla's jaw. Shinchilla tolerated the petting without comment, busy shoving another Cheerio in his mouth.
"Quit letting him double-fist those, he'll weigh like 200kg when he finally turns back," Juri scolded.
"He already looks like he's wearing a pair of poofy pants," Jesse said, and this time nobody blamed Shinchilla for quacking at him.
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This is so cute. It's pretty much the same with Shintaro and donuts...definitely.
And Jesse deserves a lot more than quacking from Shinchilla for that comment. XD
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shintaro would be a cute shinchilla. and yasui's allergic to him, omg. also, this: "Your best friend is a rodent! If Junta gets ahold of him, he'll make him into a hat!" cryiiing.
i hope hokuto also figured out how he'd be able to change back.
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poor yasui, his life is hard with all the kids. XD and hokuto's hair that looks like a chinchilla too omg ikr it's definitely fluffy enough for that!
thank you for cheering up my day! :D♥
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i tried to get the real shinchilla to camwhore for this comment but she wanted nothing to do with me at 10:30am.
double-fisting donuts tho SO ACCURATE IT HURTS.
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BAHAHAHA i just teared up from laughter XD
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I'll also have you know that I mentioned chinchillas to one of my co-workers yesterday and she had no idea what I was talking about until I pulled up a picture and she was like OH and then I went OH because I'd been saying SHINchilla instead of CHINchilla. (ノ_ < ;)
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Shinchilla is cute! Too cute~~~~