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writetomyheart2015-03-10 01:32 am
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[Team 3] All Fluff and Puff
The end of the Shinchilla fic! finally! So for those of you who don't remember, a couple months ago there was a shiritori where shintarou got turned into a chinchilla, based more or less on exactly what owning my chinchilla is like. Here is the exciting conclusion! Now with twice the judgey face.
“If you do that, you’re so totally getting killed.”
"You shut the fuck up," Hokuto says snappishly to Jesse. He's got no patience for Jesse's backseat complaining, busy trying to saunter down the hallway casually without everybody realizing he's got a squirming chinchilla under his zipped hoodie. "This is all your fault to start with, even before you had the bright idea to tell Gamushara staff that Shintarou was just filming on location but tell Shounen Club staff he was in a stageplay, and then you made him furslip a huge patch so even if we do get him back to normal he'll probably have a bald patch right in the middle of his head! So I don't want to hear another word out of you unless you know how to abracadabra him back to normal, Mr. Magician!"
"Hey man, we tried all my suggestions already," Jesse points out, ignoring the glare Hokuto tosses over his shoulder. "Hasshi-kun sneezed on him twice and all he did was quack, and even a kiss from Tegoshi didn't do it. I thought the princess kiss thing would totally work."
"He's a chinchilla, not a frog!" Hokuto comes to a stop in front of Kis-My-Ft2's dressing room and takes a deep breath before knocking.
"When you die, can I have your phone?" Jesse wants to know. "I cracked my screen again."
"I'm about to crack your—" Hokuto cuts off when the door opens and Yokoo is looking at them with one eyebrow quirked. "Um, hi, senpai."
"Can I help you?" Yokoo asks. Just then, Shinchilla figures out where the top of Hokuto's hoodie is, face popping out above the zipper and looking rather rumpled and cranky from the trip. "Is that a—"
"Shh!!" Hokuto hisses, before remembering who he's talking to. "It's, um, a secret. Please let us in a minute?"
Yokoo eyes them narrowly, as if x-raying them for contraband, but then steps aside to let them into the room. He's the only member of Kisumai present and conscious; everyone else is gone except for Kitayama napping on the couch.
"Look, I'm really sorry," Hokuto barrels on ahead before he totally loses his nerve. "But we need someone to baby-sit Shintarou while we have our photoshoot, and there's no way we can trust anybody else."
"Baby-sit Shintarou?" Yokoo repeats, puzzled. "I thought he was on location for a butai?"
Hokuto shoots another dirty look at Jesse, but Jesse doesn't even have the decency to look sheepish. "It's actually…this is Shintarou. I'm sure this sounds unbelievable, but we took him to an amusement park and he punched a gypsy and she cursed him and now he's a chinchilla and we can't change him back."
"Hasshi-kun sneezed on him twice!" Jesse puts in helpfully.
Yokoo squints down at Shinchilla, who looks back at him skeptically with twitching whiskers. Finally Yokoo sighs. "I wish that were the most ridiculous thing I've heard this week."
"Your shots are done, right?" Hokuto asks. He reaches into his hoodie to scoop up Shinchilla and holds him up hopefully. "Can you please watch him for just an hour? Half the juniors are allergic to him and the other half will mistake him for a costume piece. Jinguji wanted to wear him as a wallet chain accessory! Plus he kind of hates everybody."
Shinchilla whuffs in irritation and kicks at the air, trying to get free.
"Shut up, you do." Hokuto gave Yokoo a pleading expression. "Please? You have pets and stuff, so you'll be careful with him. I know he's a moron but we kind of need him."
"Fine, okay, ugh," Yokoo gives in, reaching to take Shinchilla from Hokuto's outstretched hands. Shinchilla renews his struggle, sensing the opportunity for freedom, but Yokoo's long fingers are already securely around his middle, tucking him into the crook of Yokoo's elbow. "Stop that, you," he tells Shinchilla sternly, and Shinchilla does, digging his little nails into Yokoo's sweater sleeve for a better grip.
They are wearing exactly the same judgmental facial expression as they stare at Hokuto, but wisely neither Hokuto nor Jesse comments on that.
Sighing with relief, Hokuto thanks Yokoo about seven times, and then hands him the baggie of Cheerios from his pocket in case Shinchilla gets particularly feisty. Before Yokoo can change his mind, Hokuto hustles Jesse out and off to their photoshoot. Juri looks up hopefully when they arrive out of breath at the dressing area, but his shoulders slump when he realizes that Shintarou isn't with them.
"No luck yet?" he asks. Hokuto can only shake his head. Juri whines, leaning in against Hokuto's side until Hokuto hugs him; Kouchi rubs his back in encouragement. It's not the same without Shintarou horsing around with them, and even Taiga seems subdued, grumbling that it's just like that idiot to get turned into a rodent while the rest of them still have to work.
Fortunately it's sexy-tortured-artist-type photoshoot day, so they actually get praised for being so serious about their work today. Hokuto tries not to listen when various staff or costuming girls ask where Shintarou is and the story Jesse tells gets weirder and weirder each time.
"Would you knock it off!" Hokuto hisses. "Nobody is going to believe he got sent to Guam to be the Ueno Zoo's banana ambassador!"
"Hm," Jesse says thoughtfully. "Maybe that's a bit much. Gone to visit his brother and came down with pineapple poisoning?"
"Oh, the poor dear!" a passing make-up girl coos, and Hokuto slaps a hand to his forehead.
An hour later, they're all done and changed. Hokuto goes to pick up their furry little problem, as Taiga has taken to calling him, Juri and Jesse tagging along just to make his life hard. He braces himself for insanity and apologies, but when he pushes open Kis-My-Ft2's dressing room door, Yokoo is sitting on the couch reading a magazine peacefully. Beside him, Kitayama has been exchanged for an improbably quiet Nikaido napping, and Tamamori is standing in front of one of the makeup mirrors, fixing his bangs. For a terrible second, Hokuto thinks they've just freed Shinchilla to spread his reign of terror and small poos all over the building, but then Hokuto catches sight of the gray ball sitting on the makeup counter, resting on a little nest made out of a scarf Hokuto's pretty sure he saw Miyata wearing that morning.
"There you are," Hokuto says in relief. Shinchilla blinks up at him, half-asleep, one ear crushed cutely against his head, and tolerates Hokuto patting his head with lazy magnanimity. He looks rather better-styled than the last time Hokuto saw him. "Did you…flatiron the chinchilla?"
"He had a big bald patch," Tamamori says primly, as if that explains everything. "Also, aren't you guys going to change him back? Don't you need him for dancing and opening your jars and stuff?"
"Gosh, why didn't we think of just changing him back?" Hokuto answers, voice sarcastic. Tamamori narrows his eyes at Hokuto. "Don't you think we've tried? Hasshi-kun and Tegoshi-kun couldn't fix him, and I'm not going the whole way to Kansai and facing Subaru in his underwear just to find out that won't work either."
"Seriously?" Tamamori asks him, clicking his tongue. "Don't you guys know anything?" When Juri, Hokuto, and Jesse all just stare at him, Tamamori rolls his eyes. He reaches over to the potted plant sitting in the corner of the room and snaps off a leaf, then sits the leaf on top of Shinchilla's head.
For a second, nothing happens, aside from Shinchilla being unimpressed, then there's the whoosh of space being filled quickly, and suddenly it's Shintarou sitting on the makeup counter, feet dangling off the edge. He blinks at everyone sleepily, then reaches up to rub at the ear that was folded oddly, then scowls when he feels the bald patch of hair just behind that.
"You're back!" Juri hollers in relief, shouldering past Hokuto and Jesse and all but throwing himself at Shintarou for a hug. The make-up counter creaks dangerously as Shintarou slides off it, wobbling a little on his feet.
"I'm back," Shintarou agrees. He yawns hugely. "What'd I miss?"
A few days later everything is more or less back to normal, although Shintarou is grounded for a month for worrying his mother half to death and also pooping in her shoe. Kouchi puts a lifetime ban on haunted houses for all of their sakes, and even Shintarou's Cheerio addiction starts to wane. The others maybe hug Shintarou a little more than usual, but Shintarou doesn't mind that.
"The only thing I don't get," Shintarou says to Hokuto, looking over his shoulder at the staff member who just welcomed him back cheerfully, "is why do people keep asking me about pineapples?"
(In case you didn't know this, Tanuki use a leaf on their head when they want to transform into different shapes.)
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“If you do that, you’re so totally getting killed.”
"You shut the fuck up," Hokuto says snappishly to Jesse. He's got no patience for Jesse's backseat complaining, busy trying to saunter down the hallway casually without everybody realizing he's got a squirming chinchilla under his zipped hoodie. "This is all your fault to start with, even before you had the bright idea to tell Gamushara staff that Shintarou was just filming on location but tell Shounen Club staff he was in a stageplay, and then you made him furslip a huge patch so even if we do get him back to normal he'll probably have a bald patch right in the middle of his head! So I don't want to hear another word out of you unless you know how to abracadabra him back to normal, Mr. Magician!"
"Hey man, we tried all my suggestions already," Jesse points out, ignoring the glare Hokuto tosses over his shoulder. "Hasshi-kun sneezed on him twice and all he did was quack, and even a kiss from Tegoshi didn't do it. I thought the princess kiss thing would totally work."
"He's a chinchilla, not a frog!" Hokuto comes to a stop in front of Kis-My-Ft2's dressing room and takes a deep breath before knocking.
"When you die, can I have your phone?" Jesse wants to know. "I cracked my screen again."
"I'm about to crack your—" Hokuto cuts off when the door opens and Yokoo is looking at them with one eyebrow quirked. "Um, hi, senpai."
"Can I help you?" Yokoo asks. Just then, Shinchilla figures out where the top of Hokuto's hoodie is, face popping out above the zipper and looking rather rumpled and cranky from the trip. "Is that a—"
"Shh!!" Hokuto hisses, before remembering who he's talking to. "It's, um, a secret. Please let us in a minute?"
Yokoo eyes them narrowly, as if x-raying them for contraband, but then steps aside to let them into the room. He's the only member of Kisumai present and conscious; everyone else is gone except for Kitayama napping on the couch.
"Look, I'm really sorry," Hokuto barrels on ahead before he totally loses his nerve. "But we need someone to baby-sit Shintarou while we have our photoshoot, and there's no way we can trust anybody else."
"Baby-sit Shintarou?" Yokoo repeats, puzzled. "I thought he was on location for a butai?"
Hokuto shoots another dirty look at Jesse, but Jesse doesn't even have the decency to look sheepish. "It's actually…this is Shintarou. I'm sure this sounds unbelievable, but we took him to an amusement park and he punched a gypsy and she cursed him and now he's a chinchilla and we can't change him back."
"Hasshi-kun sneezed on him twice!" Jesse puts in helpfully.
Yokoo squints down at Shinchilla, who looks back at him skeptically with twitching whiskers. Finally Yokoo sighs. "I wish that were the most ridiculous thing I've heard this week."
"Your shots are done, right?" Hokuto asks. He reaches into his hoodie to scoop up Shinchilla and holds him up hopefully. "Can you please watch him for just an hour? Half the juniors are allergic to him and the other half will mistake him for a costume piece. Jinguji wanted to wear him as a wallet chain accessory! Plus he kind of hates everybody."
Shinchilla whuffs in irritation and kicks at the air, trying to get free.
"Shut up, you do." Hokuto gave Yokoo a pleading expression. "Please? You have pets and stuff, so you'll be careful with him. I know he's a moron but we kind of need him."
"Fine, okay, ugh," Yokoo gives in, reaching to take Shinchilla from Hokuto's outstretched hands. Shinchilla renews his struggle, sensing the opportunity for freedom, but Yokoo's long fingers are already securely around his middle, tucking him into the crook of Yokoo's elbow. "Stop that, you," he tells Shinchilla sternly, and Shinchilla does, digging his little nails into Yokoo's sweater sleeve for a better grip.
They are wearing exactly the same judgmental facial expression as they stare at Hokuto, but wisely neither Hokuto nor Jesse comments on that.
Sighing with relief, Hokuto thanks Yokoo about seven times, and then hands him the baggie of Cheerios from his pocket in case Shinchilla gets particularly feisty. Before Yokoo can change his mind, Hokuto hustles Jesse out and off to their photoshoot. Juri looks up hopefully when they arrive out of breath at the dressing area, but his shoulders slump when he realizes that Shintarou isn't with them.
"No luck yet?" he asks. Hokuto can only shake his head. Juri whines, leaning in against Hokuto's side until Hokuto hugs him; Kouchi rubs his back in encouragement. It's not the same without Shintarou horsing around with them, and even Taiga seems subdued, grumbling that it's just like that idiot to get turned into a rodent while the rest of them still have to work.
Fortunately it's sexy-tortured-artist-type photoshoot day, so they actually get praised for being so serious about their work today. Hokuto tries not to listen when various staff or costuming girls ask where Shintarou is and the story Jesse tells gets weirder and weirder each time.
"Would you knock it off!" Hokuto hisses. "Nobody is going to believe he got sent to Guam to be the Ueno Zoo's banana ambassador!"
"Hm," Jesse says thoughtfully. "Maybe that's a bit much. Gone to visit his brother and came down with pineapple poisoning?"
"Oh, the poor dear!" a passing make-up girl coos, and Hokuto slaps a hand to his forehead.
An hour later, they're all done and changed. Hokuto goes to pick up their furry little problem, as Taiga has taken to calling him, Juri and Jesse tagging along just to make his life hard. He braces himself for insanity and apologies, but when he pushes open Kis-My-Ft2's dressing room door, Yokoo is sitting on the couch reading a magazine peacefully. Beside him, Kitayama has been exchanged for an improbably quiet Nikaido napping, and Tamamori is standing in front of one of the makeup mirrors, fixing his bangs. For a terrible second, Hokuto thinks they've just freed Shinchilla to spread his reign of terror and small poos all over the building, but then Hokuto catches sight of the gray ball sitting on the makeup counter, resting on a little nest made out of a scarf Hokuto's pretty sure he saw Miyata wearing that morning.
"There you are," Hokuto says in relief. Shinchilla blinks up at him, half-asleep, one ear crushed cutely against his head, and tolerates Hokuto patting his head with lazy magnanimity. He looks rather better-styled than the last time Hokuto saw him. "Did you…flatiron the chinchilla?"
"He had a big bald patch," Tamamori says primly, as if that explains everything. "Also, aren't you guys going to change him back? Don't you need him for dancing and opening your jars and stuff?"
"Gosh, why didn't we think of just changing him back?" Hokuto answers, voice sarcastic. Tamamori narrows his eyes at Hokuto. "Don't you think we've tried? Hasshi-kun and Tegoshi-kun couldn't fix him, and I'm not going the whole way to Kansai and facing Subaru in his underwear just to find out that won't work either."
"Seriously?" Tamamori asks him, clicking his tongue. "Don't you guys know anything?" When Juri, Hokuto, and Jesse all just stare at him, Tamamori rolls his eyes. He reaches over to the potted plant sitting in the corner of the room and snaps off a leaf, then sits the leaf on top of Shinchilla's head.
For a second, nothing happens, aside from Shinchilla being unimpressed, then there's the whoosh of space being filled quickly, and suddenly it's Shintarou sitting on the makeup counter, feet dangling off the edge. He blinks at everyone sleepily, then reaches up to rub at the ear that was folded oddly, then scowls when he feels the bald patch of hair just behind that.
"You're back!" Juri hollers in relief, shouldering past Hokuto and Jesse and all but throwing himself at Shintarou for a hug. The make-up counter creaks dangerously as Shintarou slides off it, wobbling a little on his feet.
"I'm back," Shintarou agrees. He yawns hugely. "What'd I miss?"
A few days later everything is more or less back to normal, although Shintarou is grounded for a month for worrying his mother half to death and also pooping in her shoe. Kouchi puts a lifetime ban on haunted houses for all of their sakes, and even Shintarou's Cheerio addiction starts to wane. The others maybe hug Shintarou a little more than usual, but Shintarou doesn't mind that.
"The only thing I don't get," Shintarou says to Hokuto, looking over his shoulder at the staff member who just welcomed him back cheerfully, "is why do people keep asking me about pineapples?"
(In case you didn't know this, Tanuki use a leaf on their head when they want to transform into different shapes.)
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........also..........WHAT THE HECK AM I GONNA DO WITH PINEAPPLES?!
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OMG I AM DYING!!!
I remember it was my fault you even started this little story, ooops. xD
Lmao, at Shintaro getting a Cheerio addiction, tho.
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TAMAAA. flatironing the chinchilla, i am crying. "Don't you need him for dancing and opening your jars and stuff?" ahahaha, they do.
luckily tama magic worked :D
this made my night, thank you~
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Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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Thank you for making me giggle aloud when I was just about to die of boredom with my school work! ♥
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XDDD Weird things always happen in Kisumai *laughs* They're all so casual about it~~ Lol about Tama flatironing Shinchilla~
Baka6 is amazing~ :D
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Yokoo and Chinchilla!Shintaro wearing the same judgemental expression, cries. I love how Jesse's stories get progressively more ridiculous because /he would omg/ and also DID YOU FLATIRON THE CHINCHILLA. TAMAMORI. /TAMAMORI/
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