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writetomyheart2015-04-29 08:40 pm
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[team one] parental things
Late again! I'm so in a hurry, so have a short and pointless piece of B6 sharehouse AU! Their interviews give me too many ideas.
He didn’t know what he'd expected to see when coming home from university that day, but Kouchi had to admit that the scene in the living room in front of him hadn't been one. Juri, Hokuto, Shintaro and Jesse were standing in front of the door of Hokuto and Shintaro's room, all looking somewhat alarmed. They all turned to Kouchi in unison when he stepped in, and only then he noticed a broom that Juri was holding and rolled up newspapers in Shintaro and Jesse's hands. It all looked so comical Kouchi couldn’t help a laugh.
"What's going on?"
"There's a huge bee in Hokuto and Shintaro's room!" Jesse exclaimed.
"We don't know if it's a suzumebachi or something," Juri said.
"Oh no."
"It's because Shintaro left the window open again," Hokuto said, crossing his arms and looking at their youngest roommate.
"I already said I didn't! I don't know where it came from."
"Well, doesn't matter where it came from, now we should just find a way to get rid of it," Juri said. "Without getting stung."
Right then, Taiga appeared from the kitchen, carrying a fly swapper with him. "Found it!"
He walked to them and held out the swapper meaningfully. "Who of you isn't afraid of bees?"
Kouchi had somehow known to expect it, but he still winced when all the eyes turned his way.
"Seriously?"
"Please!" It was kind of comical how all of them made the praying pose with their hands in unison, bowing at him.
"I'll wash your dishes for a week!" Jesse offered.
"I'll clean up for you for a week," Shintaro said.
"I'll make you extra dessert as a reward," Hokuto put in.
"Okay, okay, got it," Kouchi said, holding up his hands in surrender. "But you do remember your promises then. And if I die because of that bee, I'll come back here and haunt you all forever."
His roommates were ready to take the risk, so too soon Kouchi found himself alone in Hokuto and Shintaro's room, with the fly swapper and a bottle of insecticide.
"If you need help," he heard Juri calling through the door, "just say and we'll send Shintaro in there, too."
"Hey!"
"I'm fine," Kouchi replied. "I think."
He was, in the end. It took him quite a while to find the monster hiding in the room, but after ten minutes or so he walked out of the room, victorious, the dead bee inside a paper tissue, and his roommates cheered, making him feel like some kind of a hero.
Kouchi wondered if that was how all fathers felt at times. Later, he wondered even more; on Hokuto's request they decided to skip cooking dinner that evening and ordered pizza instead. But only when the delivery guy had arrived with six boxes, most of them realized that they were short of cash, and Kouchi ended up paying for all.
"Kouchi's the best," Jesse announced later, when they were all sitting in the living room eating. Next to him, Shintaro was nodding emphatically, his mouth full.
"We'd be in trouble without him," Juri agreed and tried to snatch a pizza slice from Taiga's box but Taiga slapped his hand away. Beside them, Hokuto was having his home version of Gamushara's Hokuhoku corner and Shintaro and Jesse were apparently competing in who could fit more pizza in their mouth at one go.
Kouchi thought that if it were these five, he was okay with being the father.
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edae, you're up!
He didn’t know what he'd expected to see when coming home from university that day, but Kouchi had to admit that the scene in the living room in front of him hadn't been one. Juri, Hokuto, Shintaro and Jesse were standing in front of the door of Hokuto and Shintaro's room, all looking somewhat alarmed. They all turned to Kouchi in unison when he stepped in, and only then he noticed a broom that Juri was holding and rolled up newspapers in Shintaro and Jesse's hands. It all looked so comical Kouchi couldn’t help a laugh.
"What's going on?"
"There's a huge bee in Hokuto and Shintaro's room!" Jesse exclaimed.
"We don't know if it's a suzumebachi or something," Juri said.
"Oh no."
"It's because Shintaro left the window open again," Hokuto said, crossing his arms and looking at their youngest roommate.
"I already said I didn't! I don't know where it came from."
"Well, doesn't matter where it came from, now we should just find a way to get rid of it," Juri said. "Without getting stung."
Right then, Taiga appeared from the kitchen, carrying a fly swapper with him. "Found it!"
He walked to them and held out the swapper meaningfully. "Who of you isn't afraid of bees?"
Kouchi had somehow known to expect it, but he still winced when all the eyes turned his way.
"Seriously?"
"Please!" It was kind of comical how all of them made the praying pose with their hands in unison, bowing at him.
"I'll wash your dishes for a week!" Jesse offered.
"I'll clean up for you for a week," Shintaro said.
"I'll make you extra dessert as a reward," Hokuto put in.
"Okay, okay, got it," Kouchi said, holding up his hands in surrender. "But you do remember your promises then. And if I die because of that bee, I'll come back here and haunt you all forever."
His roommates were ready to take the risk, so too soon Kouchi found himself alone in Hokuto and Shintaro's room, with the fly swapper and a bottle of insecticide.
"If you need help," he heard Juri calling through the door, "just say and we'll send Shintaro in there, too."
"Hey!"
"I'm fine," Kouchi replied. "I think."
He was, in the end. It took him quite a while to find the monster hiding in the room, but after ten minutes or so he walked out of the room, victorious, the dead bee inside a paper tissue, and his roommates cheered, making him feel like some kind of a hero.
Kouchi wondered if that was how all fathers felt at times. Later, he wondered even more; on Hokuto's request they decided to skip cooking dinner that evening and ordered pizza instead. But only when the delivery guy had arrived with six boxes, most of them realized that they were short of cash, and Kouchi ended up paying for all.
"Kouchi's the best," Jesse announced later, when they were all sitting in the living room eating. Next to him, Shintaro was nodding emphatically, his mouth full.
"We'd be in trouble without him," Juri agreed and tried to snatch a pizza slice from Taiga's box but Taiga slapped his hand away. Beside them, Hokuto was having his home version of Gamushara's Hokuhoku corner and Shintaro and Jesse were apparently competing in who could fit more pizza in their mouth at one go.
Kouchi thought that if it were these five, he was okay with being the father.
edae, you're up!
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