ext_156076 ([identity profile] kira-shadow.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] writetomyheart2015-07-27 06:34 pm

[Team Two} Into the mess

This is for you [livejournal.com profile] mousapelli (I'd say "tag, you're it" but...;D)



Mouth hanging open in shock, Yuki looked at the paper in his hands.

"No way. Impossible.” He grabbed Makoto, who was sitting next to him. “THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!

“What the hell are you saying?? I don’t understand a word, man!” Makoto grabbed the other back and shook him. “Stop randomly spouting English nonsense!”

“What’s going on?” Satoshi and Maya walked over to the pair. Maya snagged the paper from Yuki’s hands and read it. His eyebrow raised as he did so.

“You got accepted into university?” He blinked.

Satoshi’s eyes widened. “WOAH! Really??? I didn’t know you had it in you!!!”

Maya put the paper down again. “Well, neither did I. Especially because St. Rose’s is most definitely a girl’s only university. How did you do that? It says you’re a special admissions students with an English Language scholarship.”

Makoto’s eyes widened as well and he stared at Yuki. “Woah, what the hell!!”

“I...I don’t even know. I just handed the form to one of the girls because I thought that was what we were supposed to do!” Yuki wailed.

“Well, you signed up for this, so you better show up, man.” Satoshi said.

Yuki let his head drop onto his table. “I can’t do this!”

“You can’t do what? You guys are being loud.” Tatsuya and Tetsuya walked into the room. “What did we miss? Clearly there’s a party in here.”

Party my ass.” Yuki mumbled and turned away.

“Err, whatever he says.” Makoto said. “Whatever he said.”

“Yuki got himself accepted into St. Rose’s Girls University.” Maya reported dutifully. “We’re tying to figure out what the next actions should be.”

“Wait, what?” Tetsuya blinked.

Tatsuya in the meantime, patted Yuki’s shoulder. “This is a challenge, dude. You cannot back down from a challenge. It would make you a coward.”

“That’s easy to say for YOU!” Yuki growled. Then he looked at his friends. “I am not doing this alone. One of you is going down with me!! You’re my friends, right? Friends wouldn’t leave one of their own alone to go through something like this!”

The others looked at each other awkwardly.

Suddenly Shohei joined the group with a bunch of stick in his hand. “Well, you guys know this is the fairest way to do things, right? No cheating, no trading afterwards.” He looked around. “...man I would go for the girls university...mature women are the best!!”

“Shohei-san, your face is really creepy right now.” Maya commented.

Satoshi sighed. “Okay, whatever. Let’s do this. Bakada spirit!!” He pulled out a stick.

Silence fell over the group. Until Tetsuya spoke up. “Looks like we have a winner.”

“NO WAY!!” Satoshi looked at the stick. It looked back at him with its bright red end.

Shohei dropped the remaining, uncolored sticks, onto the table. “Noo! My chance at meeting all the mature girls… You guys have to arrange a party once you make friends, okay? PROMISE!”

“Hey guys…?” Tetsuya had picked up the paper. “You do realize that there’s an orientation meeting for this in like, two hours here?”

“Wait, what?”

“You need to attend that.” Tetsuya said. “It says so.”

Yuki made a panicked face. “Now what?”

Maya cracked his knuckles. “Don’t worry, I’ve got this.”

An hour and a half later, Yuki, Satoshi and Maya stepped out of the changing room by the gym. All of them were wearing the Catleya uniform and some make-up. Yuki and Maya sported wigs.

“Why did I get dragged into this?” Maya asked, trying to suppress his anger.

“Because you’re the only one who knows how this stuff works!” Yuki tugged on his hair. “And you know, how girls work…”

Maya blustered. “I am not! You could have asked-”

“That’s ALL you could do?” A girl’s voice spoke up behind them.

“Sayuri.” Maya turned around. “Well, I only had an hour! It took them more than half an hour to put on the clothes. You wouldn’t believe. You’d think they’d never put on socks in their life.”

“They go up to weird places!” Satoshi whined.

Yuki looked at Maya. “You told her about this??”

Maya huffed. “Where do you guys think we got the uniforms from?”

“Whatever.” Sayuri rolled her eyes. “Boys. Idiots.” She sighed and then put on a sweet smile. “Anyway, let’s go, Maya-chan~”

Suppressing a twitch while making strangled retching noise, Maya followed his girlfriend obediently. And then turned around to glare at the other two to follow as well.


And that was how the whole mess started.




You're up, [livejournal.com profile] talisa_ahn

[identity profile] mousapelli.livejournal.com 2015-07-27 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
you wrote it yesssssssssssss

Ahahaha all these morons. I would do anything for this drama season to go exactly like this. They can't figure out socks! Satoshi doesn't need a wig! Yuki just hands in his application and he's from Catteleya right? Everybody knows that's a girls' school!!!! THIS IS SO MUCH GOLD.

Pfft Sayuri is the best, oh man. I'm so glad you wrote this.

[identity profile] elindar.livejournal.com 2015-07-27 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
omg this is amazing XDD

[identity profile] 2hachi.livejournal.com 2015-07-27 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
uwaaa... it's cute!!! XDD
thank for making this.

[identity profile] ryomerisu.livejournal.com 2015-07-28 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
uwaah thx for making this, this is cute.. boys in trouble x"D And, gosh please make more sayuri-maya moment, i luv tht pairing<3

[identity profile] su-jin.livejournal.com 2015-07-28 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh noes, it ended! I needs moar~ This is the funniest Bakaleya fic I've read in ages~ XDD Yuki is unisex name after all! XDDD

Party my ass.” <-- I don't know why I love this line so much.

“They go up to weird places!” Satoshi whined. <-- I love this line! XDD

Satoshi has such nice hair, he doesn't need a wig~ And poor Maya being forced into crossdressing. And that Maya/Sayuri moment sent me squealing~ >w< I need a whole drama series on this!

[identity profile] mizerablyme.livejournal.com 2015-07-28 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
They should just make a new season or tv special on this XD loved the cross-dressing and Maya/Sayuri ~!

[identity profile] hydeist-wannabe.livejournal.com 2015-07-29 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
omg kiraaaaa please please write a sequel (or several) at some point XDDDDD and then send it to Nittere's producers

[identity profile] hydeist-wannabe.livejournal.com 2015-07-29 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
also i love how sayuri's in there, she's basically the best female character in the show

[identity profile] thesecretdoor.livejournal.com 2015-08-05 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
We need to make this happen. I need to see them in Cattaleya uniforms >_<

Of course Yuuki is an idiot and of course Satoshi draws the short straw!! And of course Maya and Sayuri have to be in on helping them.

I have to admit for one heart-stopping second I felt bad for Maya though, having to re-live his trauma like that - but then Sayuri was there and that makes everything OK because *feelings*

Thank you for writing this!