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[Team Sonic] Squeaky Clean
I just wanted to write more Super Deli AU so I rushed to throw this together. And I felt like taking pity on Yamada for once :P
Starting words from A Real SNG Situation Pt 2
“How to get coffee stains out of carpets?” Yabu repeated the customer’s question and tapped his chin while he thought about it. “Well you know, the most important thing is to not let it soak in if possible. And scrub in tiny circles so you don’t miss a spot. The key is, surprisingly, upper arm strength. And also having good knees. A thorough clean requires dedication, and let’s face it, coffee stains are almost as hard to remove as blood stains. Unless of course you don’t mind bleaching your carpet. That’s the easiest way but then you’re left with white spots afterwards. I suppose that might be okay if it matched the color scheme of the room. Say, what color is your carpet?”
The customer stared at Yabu for a moment as if he was on a time delay and was still processing Yabu’s long rambling speech. “Um… I just wanted to know which product would be best to use…”
“I always just go with the one with the most interesting name,” Yabu said. The customer hurried off towards the cleaning supply section without another word.
Clean up in the deli, Chinen’s voice rang out over the intercom system. Assistance requested. Yabu Kota to the deli immediately.
There’s blood everywhere! Yuto’s voice added.
Don’t say that over the intercom, Chinen scolded. A loud thump followed, which was probably the sound of Chinen smacking the back of Yuto’s head.
Yabu knew it was time to jump into action. He grabbed his mop bucket and rolled across the store. As he approached the deli, he covered his eyes. But he quickly discovered that was a bad idea once his bucket crashed into the wall.
“What are you doing?” Yabu could hear Chinen’s voice from somewhere nearby but he still had his hands over his eyes.
He cautiously peeked through his fingers and answered. “If Yuto finally cut off his finger with the meat slicer, I don’t want to see it.”
“I have all my fingers,” Yuto said. Yabu uncovered his eyes to see his coworker gesturing towards the mess on the floor. A pile of raw meat lay scattered there, oozing with all the gross things that came with being raw.
“It’s like a horror movie in here,” Yabu remarked with a bit of disgust. “What happened?” he asked as he put on some rubber gloves and got his mop bucket ready. He wanted to work quickly yet thoroughly to get it all cleaned up. Otherwise it would start to smell.
“Yeah I’d like to know what happened too,” another voice interrupted. They all turned to see Yamada standing there with his arms crossed. Yabu knew that look on the manager’s face. It was the same look he always gave Yabu for using the mop bucket as a mode of transportation. Yabu was pretty immune to it by now so he just continued his mopping.
“Yuto did it!” Chinen immediately exclaimed and pointed to the culprit.
“Hey you traitor,” Yuto pouted in response. “You’re responsible too.”
Yabu watched as Chinen put on his most innocent expression, eyes wide as he looked at Yamada. “I was just a victim of circumstance,” he claimed. “You don’t know the horror I had to witness. It was traumatizing. I may need therapy.”
Yamada rolled his eyes and sighed. “You know what? It’s almost lunchtime. Yuto, take the company credit card and go get food for everyone. And I’ll cover for you here until you get back.”
“What do you want to eat?”
A chorus of “anything is fine,” “pizza,” and “ramen” rang out in response.
“Ramen,” Yabu repeated louder just in case Yuto hadn’t heard him. “Lots of ramen.”
Yuto bounced away, Chinen got back to work, and Yamada looked significantly happier now that he finally had an excuse to use the meat slicer. Yabu finished mopping the last of the mess and nodded appreciatively at his work.
“Mission accomplished,” he declared as he stripped off his gloves. “I think I’m going to go eat a cupcake now.” He left his dirty mop bucket behind, knowing that if he left it unattended for a long while, Yamada would get annoyed enough to clean it himself.
“But what about lunch?” Chinen called out after him.
“There’s always room for cupcakes!”
Starting words from A Real SNG Situation Pt 2
“How to get coffee stains out of carpets?” Yabu repeated the customer’s question and tapped his chin while he thought about it. “Well you know, the most important thing is to not let it soak in if possible. And scrub in tiny circles so you don’t miss a spot. The key is, surprisingly, upper arm strength. And also having good knees. A thorough clean requires dedication, and let’s face it, coffee stains are almost as hard to remove as blood stains. Unless of course you don’t mind bleaching your carpet. That’s the easiest way but then you’re left with white spots afterwards. I suppose that might be okay if it matched the color scheme of the room. Say, what color is your carpet?”
The customer stared at Yabu for a moment as if he was on a time delay and was still processing Yabu’s long rambling speech. “Um… I just wanted to know which product would be best to use…”
“I always just go with the one with the most interesting name,” Yabu said. The customer hurried off towards the cleaning supply section without another word.
Clean up in the deli, Chinen’s voice rang out over the intercom system. Assistance requested. Yabu Kota to the deli immediately.
There’s blood everywhere! Yuto’s voice added.
Don’t say that over the intercom, Chinen scolded. A loud thump followed, which was probably the sound of Chinen smacking the back of Yuto’s head.
Yabu knew it was time to jump into action. He grabbed his mop bucket and rolled across the store. As he approached the deli, he covered his eyes. But he quickly discovered that was a bad idea once his bucket crashed into the wall.
“What are you doing?” Yabu could hear Chinen’s voice from somewhere nearby but he still had his hands over his eyes.
He cautiously peeked through his fingers and answered. “If Yuto finally cut off his finger with the meat slicer, I don’t want to see it.”
“I have all my fingers,” Yuto said. Yabu uncovered his eyes to see his coworker gesturing towards the mess on the floor. A pile of raw meat lay scattered there, oozing with all the gross things that came with being raw.
“It’s like a horror movie in here,” Yabu remarked with a bit of disgust. “What happened?” he asked as he put on some rubber gloves and got his mop bucket ready. He wanted to work quickly yet thoroughly to get it all cleaned up. Otherwise it would start to smell.
“Yeah I’d like to know what happened too,” another voice interrupted. They all turned to see Yamada standing there with his arms crossed. Yabu knew that look on the manager’s face. It was the same look he always gave Yabu for using the mop bucket as a mode of transportation. Yabu was pretty immune to it by now so he just continued his mopping.
“Yuto did it!” Chinen immediately exclaimed and pointed to the culprit.
“Hey you traitor,” Yuto pouted in response. “You’re responsible too.”
Yabu watched as Chinen put on his most innocent expression, eyes wide as he looked at Yamada. “I was just a victim of circumstance,” he claimed. “You don’t know the horror I had to witness. It was traumatizing. I may need therapy.”
Yamada rolled his eyes and sighed. “You know what? It’s almost lunchtime. Yuto, take the company credit card and go get food for everyone. And I’ll cover for you here until you get back.”
“What do you want to eat?”
A chorus of “anything is fine,” “pizza,” and “ramen” rang out in response.
“Ramen,” Yabu repeated louder just in case Yuto hadn’t heard him. “Lots of ramen.”
Yuto bounced away, Chinen got back to work, and Yamada looked significantly happier now that he finally had an excuse to use the meat slicer. Yabu finished mopping the last of the mess and nodded appreciatively at his work.
“Mission accomplished,” he declared as he stripped off his gloves. “I think I’m going to go eat a cupcake now.” He left his dirty mop bucket behind, knowing that if he left it unattended for a long while, Yamada would get annoyed enough to clean it himself.
“But what about lunch?” Chinen called out after him.
“There’s always room for cupcakes!”
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