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[Team four] the game's made up and the points don't matter
Returning to my crackfic roots with this one. I also do not know how to play chess
BNHA, very short, rated C for chess crimes
Out of breath from laughing, Kaminari falls straight from his desk to the floor with a semi-strangled oof noise when he lands. But then, he continues laughing a second later even as the rest of the group watches him.
"It isn't that funny," Jirou rolls her eyes.
"Yes it is," Kaminari wheezes from the classroom floor. "What kind of chess club are we supposed to be if none of us actually know how to play?"
"We are but fledglings taking our first steps towards flying," Tokoyami says in his usual cryptic tone.
Shinsou sighs, laying his head down on his own desk. "Weren't we supposed to have a teacher be our club advisor?"
Jirou shrugs and points towards the yellow lumpy sleeping bag snoring in the corner of the classroom.
"Oh," Shinsou sighs again.
No one’s going to bother incurring the wrath of Aizawa by waking him up from a nap.
"C'mon guys, I'm sure it can't be that hard to learn," Sero says. "It's like fancy checkers."
He starts setting pieces on the chessboard, but quickly realizes he has no idea which piece goes where.
"I call dibs on horse guy," Kaminari exclaims, snatching up the knight piece.
Tokoyami grabs two rooks for himself and Dark Shadow. "We shall defend the castle through the fierce onslaught of any foe."
"Listen," Jirou chimes in, "I don't know how to play chess but I'm pretty sure all of that is wrong."
"We're just being creative," Sero grins. "Rules are just guidelines anyway. Here, you can be the funny hat one."
Jirou glares down at the bishop piece Sero plops in her hands.
Shinsou drags his chair closer to the desk with the chessboard on it. "So are we just making this a multi-player game like Monopoly or something?" He grabs two pawns and sets them down in the center of the board.
"Sure, why not?" Sero shrugs as Kaminari makes his chess piece gallop across the board closer to Shinsou's.
Jirou tosses her bishop onto the board, accidentally knocking several pieces off the edge.
"I believe that's called a strike," Tokoyami announces gravely.
Dark Shadow scoops up the fallen pieces and puts them in his mouth, and nobody dares to try to get them back.
"Next, we sink the battleship," Kaminari announces, scanning the board to designate a piece to play that role.
Jirou stares up at the ceiling like she's mentally reviewing every decision that's led her to this point in life.
And that's when Shinsou pulls a pair of dice out of his pocket and tells Sero he should trying rolling them to figure out what to do next.
The dice clatter across the board, taking out several pawns and the queen.
"Yahtzee!" Sero yells and high-fives Kaminari.
Jirou mutters something incoherent under her breath and then zones out as if she's decided to start composing a tragic ballad in her head to immortalize the worse game of chess ever conducted.
"Hey, Satou, aren't you going to play too?" Kaminari asks, turning to the final member of the chess club who hasn't participated since the meeting began.
Satou, who is halfway to the door with his bookbag, freezes and gives them all a sheepish smile.
"Uh, well, I actually read the club flyer wrong," he admits. "I thought this was going to be a baking club where we were going to make... chess pie."
The room goes quiet as this mistake sets in.
Tokoyami finally breaks the silence with a sympathetic, "Tragic misfortune befalls us all at some point" to make Satou feel less embarrassed.
"Hey, that gives me a cool idea actually," Kaminari perks up. "What if all the chess pieces had little tiny chess pies to throw at each other?"
"Oh no," Jirou frowns.
"Oh yes," Sero grins.
Satou looks mildly concerned.
"Can we all go bake pies instead?" Shinsou suggests quietly.
Satou nods, and the rest of the group murmurs in agreement. Dark Shadow makes game clean up easier by scooping up the whole chessboard with a startling cackle and then disappears.
"I guess the first meeting of chess club is officially adjourned," Kaminari announces.
"But who won?" Sero asks.
Kaminari grins. "It's never about winning or losing. It's all about how you play the game."
You're up scytale!
BNHA, very short, rated C for chess crimes
Out of breath from laughing, Kaminari falls straight from his desk to the floor with a semi-strangled oof noise when he lands. But then, he continues laughing a second later even as the rest of the group watches him.
"It isn't that funny," Jirou rolls her eyes.
"Yes it is," Kaminari wheezes from the classroom floor. "What kind of chess club are we supposed to be if none of us actually know how to play?"
"We are but fledglings taking our first steps towards flying," Tokoyami says in his usual cryptic tone.
Shinsou sighs, laying his head down on his own desk. "Weren't we supposed to have a teacher be our club advisor?"
Jirou shrugs and points towards the yellow lumpy sleeping bag snoring in the corner of the classroom.
"Oh," Shinsou sighs again.
No one’s going to bother incurring the wrath of Aizawa by waking him up from a nap.
"C'mon guys, I'm sure it can't be that hard to learn," Sero says. "It's like fancy checkers."
He starts setting pieces on the chessboard, but quickly realizes he has no idea which piece goes where.
"I call dibs on horse guy," Kaminari exclaims, snatching up the knight piece.
Tokoyami grabs two rooks for himself and Dark Shadow. "We shall defend the castle through the fierce onslaught of any foe."
"Listen," Jirou chimes in, "I don't know how to play chess but I'm pretty sure all of that is wrong."
"We're just being creative," Sero grins. "Rules are just guidelines anyway. Here, you can be the funny hat one."
Jirou glares down at the bishop piece Sero plops in her hands.
Shinsou drags his chair closer to the desk with the chessboard on it. "So are we just making this a multi-player game like Monopoly or something?" He grabs two pawns and sets them down in the center of the board.
"Sure, why not?" Sero shrugs as Kaminari makes his chess piece gallop across the board closer to Shinsou's.
Jirou tosses her bishop onto the board, accidentally knocking several pieces off the edge.
"I believe that's called a strike," Tokoyami announces gravely.
Dark Shadow scoops up the fallen pieces and puts them in his mouth, and nobody dares to try to get them back.
"Next, we sink the battleship," Kaminari announces, scanning the board to designate a piece to play that role.
Jirou stares up at the ceiling like she's mentally reviewing every decision that's led her to this point in life.
And that's when Shinsou pulls a pair of dice out of his pocket and tells Sero he should trying rolling them to figure out what to do next.
The dice clatter across the board, taking out several pawns and the queen.
"Yahtzee!" Sero yells and high-fives Kaminari.
Jirou mutters something incoherent under her breath and then zones out as if she's decided to start composing a tragic ballad in her head to immortalize the worse game of chess ever conducted.
"Hey, Satou, aren't you going to play too?" Kaminari asks, turning to the final member of the chess club who hasn't participated since the meeting began.
Satou, who is halfway to the door with his bookbag, freezes and gives them all a sheepish smile.
"Uh, well, I actually read the club flyer wrong," he admits. "I thought this was going to be a baking club where we were going to make... chess pie."
The room goes quiet as this mistake sets in.
Tokoyami finally breaks the silence with a sympathetic, "Tragic misfortune befalls us all at some point" to make Satou feel less embarrassed.
"Hey, that gives me a cool idea actually," Kaminari perks up. "What if all the chess pieces had little tiny chess pies to throw at each other?"
"Oh no," Jirou frowns.
"Oh yes," Sero grins.
Satou looks mildly concerned.
"Can we all go bake pies instead?" Shinsou suggests quietly.
Satou nods, and the rest of the group murmurs in agreement. Dark Shadow makes game clean up easier by scooping up the whole chessboard with a startling cackle and then disappears.
"I guess the first meeting of chess club is officially adjourned," Kaminari announces.
"But who won?" Sero asks.
Kaminari grins. "It's never about winning or losing. It's all about how you play the game."
You're up scytale!
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